babyferaligator:

WHY IS WALKING PAST STRANGERS SO STRESSFUL

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chinese-zeus:

lollipops are so weird youre literally swallowing your own flavored saliva

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geometricdeathtrap:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

rachellephant:

tips to write college papers 

  • begin with “buckle your seatbelts, motherfuckers, because in eight short pages i am going to learn u a thing that i only learned myself about two hours ago, so sit down, shut up, and enjoy the experience of my 4-am-redbull-induced-self-hatred-fuelled-writing-extravaganza”
  • erase when finished with the paper

BUT THIS ACTUALLY WORKS

MAKE SURE YOU ERASE IT THOUGH

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Q: The little boy's name Harry brought on stage yesterday is Cameron, and they kept calling him Eric lol. His mom tweeted about it and said he was confused this morning because they kept calling him the wrong name lmao how cute

benwinstagram:

she’s lucky she got that kid back, harry renamed him and was ready 2 raise him on his own


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epic-humor:

i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account

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